My roommate and I once: did something, but it was in a past life because I've never had a roommate in this one.
Never in my life have I: enjoyed picking my nose in public.
High school was: enough.
When I’m nervous: it's a really big deal -- I don't get nervous.
My hair: is on my head . . . and on my legs when I have neither the time nor the inclination to shave them, but is always gone from under my arms.
When I was 5: it was a very good year.
When I turn my head left: I hear a creaking sound.
I should be: sleeping?
By this time next year: I hope to be a beauty queen.
My favorite aunt is: a dingbat for leaving California to live in Texass, but I love her anyway.
I have a hard time understanding:
You know I like you if: I don't kick you in the shin.
My ideal breakfast is: a chicken fajita omelette from iHop
If you visit my home town: on Memorial Day weekend, you can attend the Strawberry Festival.
If you spend the night at my house: be prepared to find a cat in the bed.
The animal I would like to see flying besides birds: is the common loud-mouthed teenager.
I shouldn’t have been: both smart and beautiful, but what could I do? It's in the genes!
Last night I: had a nice conversation with the son-in-law.
A better name for me would be: her majesty
I’ve been told I look like: no one else on earth
If I could have any car, it would be: